la vida skeeter

Buzz and Drainer! The Blood Brothers! The best mosquito pro wrestling tag-team of all time! Lately, there’s been this rumor.  It’s kinda’ crazy.  You see, the tv news station I work for thinks that I’m a luchador.  Yes, you read that right.  My employer believes that I’m a masked mexican wrestler.  Upon hearing this news, they decided to publicly “unmask” me.  Why?  I do not know.  You see, when a luchador loses his mask, he is shamed.  Anyway, here’s what they claim:

Allow me to retort: I’m curious what the “proof” is that they were talking about.  All I see is some dude wrestling in a match.  At no point, does he lose his mask or is his identity revealed.  In fact, let me introduce Exhibit A in the case against this “unmasking”:  here’s a picture of me hanging out with this mysterious, beer-guzzling luchador.  See, we can’t be the same guy.  Here we are in the same photo:

Anyway, the lesson here:  don’t believe everything you hear on the news.  In the meantime, the weekend is here.  Time to chillax.  Have a drink.  No hurricanranas or clotheslines.  You’ve earned it!

Lucha Libre

6 oz. Cola

1 squeeze Lime

1 shot White Rum

1 shot Gold Tequila

Put the alcohol & dash of lime in a shaker, shake & pour, then add Coke.  Arriba!

Cheers,

Lucha LEEbre